It wasn’t the Clintons, Trump, the Russians…
or even me paying off the guards
to simply look the other way.
It was inter-dimensional space aliens
that beamed into my cell and choked the life
out of me with their noodly appendages.
Could happen !
Think about it !”
Jeffrey Epstein –
Financier, Clintonista, pervert.
January 20, 1953 – August 10, 2019.
Aged 66 years.
Most recognized for: Jeffrey was a top-level investment consultant who specialized in ponzi schemes, currency manipulation, blackmail, and child prostitution. Friends in high places – and rumored CIA ties – kinda/sorta got him off the hook in ’07 for forcing underage girls to pleasure prominent people in his Palm Beach mansion… which was filled with hidden cameras. But it didn’t stop there… and Jefferey’s history with grossly underage girls became undeniable. While awaiting trial, he was found dead in his jail cell… giving rise to endless ridiculous conspiracy theories.
