You Only Die Twice

in Hits & Misses by
“If you think it’ll get people to
buy tickets to that stupid fantasy movie
I just made, I’ll pose with whatever animal
you want, Mr. Hefner.”

Tanya Roberts
Actress, Bond girl, Donna’s mom.
October 15, 1955 – January 4, 2021.
Aged 65 years.

Most recognized for: After starring as one of “Charlie’s Angels” for the series’ final season, she played wardrobe-challenged slave girl Kiri in the ’82 sword & sorcery sh!tshow “Beastmaster.” From there she earned a Razzie as a hairsprayed geologist in “A View to a Kill” and later became the hot mom next door on “That 70’s Show.” But after taking her dogs for a walk, the former Playmate mysteriously collapsed… and was first declared dead by her publicist. A day later, by her doctor.