Black Cock Down

in Hits & Misses by
“Man. I just love getting trophies.
You don’t have one of these, do you Kareem?
Didn’t think so.”
 

Kobe Bryant
NBA star, Oscar winner, Mamba.
August 23, 1978 – January 26, 2020.
Aged 41 years.

Most recognized for: Wait.. “Oscar winner?!” That’s right. While ‘woke‘ Hollywood was shaming Kevin Hart into the shadows for making a few gay jokes a decade ago, they were handing Rapey McLakerfukk an Academy Award for Best Animated Short. But as surely as you’ve heard the name of basketball legend Kobe Bryant, you’ve also heard by now the name of a certain little town in California: Calabasas.