Burgertime Expires

in Hits & Misses by
“…and for a limited time, mourners receive
a free small order of fries with
each copy of the funeral program!*”
 
*Dine-in only. While supplies last.

John Havlicek & Gino Marchetti
Ball players, HOF’ers, grease merchants.
4/8/40 – 4/25/19 & 1/2/26 – 4/29/19.
Aged 79 & 93 years.

Most recognized for: In the offseason, sports writers just love to put together “top 50 players of all time” lists in lieu of doing any objective or relevant reporting . As pointless as these popularity contests might seem, these two clowns always manage to make the cut for their sport. Both played for national championship winning teams, both ran burger joints in their post-game years, and both now ride the big bench in the sky.