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A chronology of the bucket-kickers.

Peace at Last

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“I used to be a priest in the army. These days, I’m into broads.”

Charles Liteky
Army chaplain, peace activist, blood slinger.
February 14, 1931 – January 20, 2017.
Aged 85 years.

Most recognized for:  Won the Congressional Medal of Honor… and then gave that shit back. Also left the priesthood & shacked up with an ex-nun.

Officer Down

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“What’s with all this green gibberish?”

Miguel Ferrer
Actor, musician, Clooney cousin.
February 7, 1955 – January 19, 2017.
Aged 61 years.

Most recognized for: Played Owen Granger on NCIS: Los Angeles, Robocop’s creator Bob Morton, and even got to drive a starship in a Star Trek movie.

Holy Roller Craps Out

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“I could really go for a mouthful of man-ass right about now.”

Bishop Eddie Long
Megachurch pastor, author, muscle-headed hypocrite.
May 12, 1953 – January 15, 2017.
Aged 63 years.

Most recognized for: Tax evasion, forcing himself upon male clergy members, and not practicing what he preaches in general.

Selected by: R. Belly

The Undertaker Takes Down Snuka… Again!

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“Sorry if my ass smells up there. Tacos for dinner last night.”

Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka
Wrestler, bodybuilder, flamboyant Fijian.
May 18, 1943 – January 15, 2017.
Aged 73 years.

Most recognized for: Cheetah print speedos and the “I’m just too damn old and crazy to stand trial for murder” defense.

Selected by: Der Kommissar, J. Stautberg, A. Kelly, & J. Darr

Get Dead

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“Fuck it.”

Dick Gautier
Actor, comedian, game show panelist.
October 30, 1931 – January 13, 2017.
Aged 85 years.

Most recognized for: Played Hymie the Robot on TV’s “Get Smart” and was the voice of a few Transformers back in the 80’s.

Tails, You Lose

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“This one’s for you, Valenzuela.”

Tommy Allsup
Musician, producer, lucky summbitch.
November 24, 1931 – January 11, 2017.
Aged 85 years.

Most recognized for: Lost the coin toss with Ritchie Valenz for the last seat on Buddy Holly’s plane.   So technically, he won.

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