Water Shit Down Published on December 24, 2016 in Hits & Misses by Der Kommissar Richard George Adams – Novelist, animal lover, limey. May 9, 1920 – December 24, 2016. Aged 96 Years. Most recognized for: He wrote that children’s book about the bunny rabbits. ShareTweetRedditEmail
Die, Die my Daahling. Published on December 18, 2016 in Hits & Misses by Der Kommissar Zsa Zsa Gabor – Actress, socialite, succubus. February 6, 1917 – December 18, 2016. Aged 99 years. Most recognized for: Being on your dead pool list for the past 10 years. ShareTweetRedditEmail
CHOKE! Published on December 17, 2016 in Hits & Misses by Der Kommissar Henry Judah Heimlich – Surgeon, medical researcher, personal space invader. February 3, 1920 – December 17, 2016. Aged 96 years. Most recognized for: Inventor of the Heimlich Maneuver and other dance moves. ShareTweetRedditEmail
From the Pink, to the Stink Published on December 15, 2016 in Hits & Misses by Der Kommissar Craig Graham Sager – Sports broadcaster, announcer, color-blind haberdasher’s wet dream. June 29, 1951 – December 15, 2016. Aged 65 years. Most recognized for: NBA sideline reporting and some absolutely hideous wardrobe choices. ShareTweetRedditEmail
Thicke… as a Brick. Published on December 13, 2016 in Hits & Misses by Der Kommissar Alan Willis Thicke – Actor, composer, Canadian. March 1, 1947 – December 13, 2016. Aged 69 years. Most recognized for: Played the dad on Growing Pains… and fathered the dude in the Beetlejuice suit that Miley Cyrus molested on MTV. ShareTweetRedditEmail
Sayonara, Space Man! Published on December 8, 2016 in Hits & Misses by Der Kommissar John Herschell Glenn Jr. – Astronaut, senator, overachiever. July 18, 1921 – December 8, 2016. Aged 95 years. Most recognized for: 1st American in space that wasn’t a primate. ShareTweetRedditEmail