Crone’s Bones

in Hits & Misses by
“Did somebody say ‘Chicken Dance’?
I haven’t done the chicken dance
since the Coolidge administration!”
 

Roberta McCain
Navy wife, campaign mom, coffin dodger.
February 7, 1912 – October 12, 2020.
Aged 108 years.

Most recognized for: Once upon a time, Roberta must’ve done some “Green Mile” sh!t… for which she was condemned to walk the earth and bury everyone she knew. Regardless, she was wife to 4-star Admiral John S. McCain Jr. and mother to Senator John S. McCain III, for whom she actively campaigned during his presidential bid. But less than a year into her 12th decade on the planet, the old biddy finally joined the great chicken dance in the sky.