Death Gets a WHO-DEY!

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“What did I tell you, Harrison? No more bitch slappin’… not for a while, anyway.  You too, Wilson.”
 

Dan Rooney
NFL Owner, ex-US ambassador, stupid rule maker.
July 20, 1932 – April 13, 2017.
Aged 84 years.

Most recognized for: Born in a squalid, mid-western shit-hole called Pittsburgh, ol’ Roon-dawg was a child of privilege and silver-spoon fed the business of football from an early age. Eventually, he was handed the reigns of the family business, becoming the president of his hometown’s unscrupulous NFL franchise in 1975.

Selected by: N. Galvez.