Die, Die my Daahling.

Published on December 18, 2016 in Hits & Misses by Der Kommissar

Zsa Zsa Gabor –
Actress, socialite, succubus.
February 6, 1917 – December 18, 2016.
Aged 99 years.

Most recognized for: Being on your dead pool list for the past 10 years.

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My fellow ghouls: It has been my distinct honor to inform, entertain,

December 30, 2022

Barbara Walters – Journalist, Emmy winner, jew. September 25, 1929–December 30, 2022.

December 29, 2022

Pelé – Soccer god, actor, boner pill shill. 23 October 1940 –

December 21, 2022

Franco Harris – NFL RB, Steeler, mulatto. March 7, 1950 – December

December 6, 2022

Kirstie Alley – Actress, Scientologist, Frozen Foodie. January 12, 1951 – December

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