Doled Out

in Hits & Misses by
“No, young man.
You most certainly may not
borrow Bob Dole’s pen.
Bob Dole.”

Bob Dole
Senator, candidate, boner pill shill.
July 22, 1923 – December 5, 2021.
Aged 98 years.

Most recognized for: Bob got shelled by the Krauts in WWII, leaving him with a gimpy right arm. From there, he charged into the warzone of American politics… serving as Congressman & Senator for 45 years. Not even a loss in the ’96 presidential election could slow the feisty old fart down… as he became a TV spokesman for Viagra. But eventually, advancing years & lung cancer put an end to his ‘little blue pill’ popping.

Selected by: MPoweleit1, Schlitz, Kappy, Kim Reaper, Goble, & J-Ro