Down Like a Clown

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“What do I think of Barry Bonds?
I think he’s a bitch.
A steroid-takin’ bitch.
Next question.”

Hank Aaron
MLB HOF’er, slugger, Browns fan.
February 5, 1934 – January 22, 2021.
Aged 86 years.

Most recognized for: Henry made a name for himself in the Negro league as a star outfielder for the Indianapolis Clowns (yes… that was the name of the team.) After attending a spring training in 1954, he was picked up by the Milwaukee Braves… and the rest is history. He saw 25 All-star games, broke Babe Ruth’s home run record, and was later awarded the Medal of Freedom from George Bush Jr. But just 2 weeks after getting his COVID vaccination, “Hammerin’ Hank” quietly stole home.