in Hits & Misses by
“Will I be wearing a mask
at the the rally in Tulsa?
Child please.”

Herman Cain
Businessman, fast foodie, Uncle Tom.
December 13, 1945 – July 30, 2020.
Aged 74 years.

Most recognized for: Mr. Cain’s mad skills at moving more Whoppers and pizzas landed him a financial advisory position in Bob Dole’s late 90’s bid for the Presidency. 15 years later, he gave it a go himself… only to have his campaign derailed by allegations of skirt chasing & pussy grabbing. Though he’d beaten colon and liver cancer over a decade ago, his health took a dump while stumping for Trump.