Hoot Gets the Boot

in Hits & Misses by
“Go ahead.
Crowd the plate.
I dare you, bitch.”

Bob “Hoot” Gibson
MLB pitcher, Cardinal, mean mugger.
November 9, 1935 – October 2, 2020.
Aged 84 years.

Most recognized for: Bob Gibson was an assh0le. He loved to intimidate batters with sinister glares & brushback pitches… and if you were bold enough to dig in against him, he’d knock you right the fukk down. He had 9 All-star appearances, 9 Golden Gloves, 2 World Series MVPs, 2 Cy Youngs, and a pancreatic cancer in a pear tree.

Selected by: Schlitz