It’s About Goddamned Time

in Hits & Misses by
You trolls waited until now
to drag Natalie Wood’s
skeleton out of the closet?”

Kirk Douglas
Actor, producer, fossil.
December 9, 1916 – February 5, 2020.
Aged 103 years.

Most recognized for: As a leading man in the golden age of Hollywood, he starred in “Paths of Glory” and “Spartacus.” In 1996, he suffered a debilitating stroke, but managed to hang on for another 24 years… just long enough to get dragged into the “Me Too” issue by faceless online advocates of Natalie Wood.

Selected by: Dr. Death, Pretty Kitty, Clover All Over, BGG, Abra Cadaver, Mnob, & Hoh