Johnny B. Dead

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“Uh oh. Better not let that one rip just yet. Gotta save it for the bitches backstage.”

Chuck Berry
Guitarist, vocalist, dirty bastard.
October 18, 1926 – March 18, 2017.
Aged 90 years.

Most recognized for: Obviously, ol’ chuck was one of the true pioneers of rock & roll.  However, the legendary axeman had a secret fetish: farting on hookers. Haven’t you heard? Check it out here, but be forewarned: it’s definitely NSFW.

Selected by: Der Kommissar