Less than Fascinating

in Hits & Misses by
“Am I saying it wight?
‘Wubba baby
buggy bumpas
Why awe you laughing?”

Barbara Walters
Journalist, Emmy winner, jew.
September 25, 1929–December 30, 2022.
Aged 93 years.

Most recognized for: Grab a life jacket, everyone. The flood is coming. A flood of crocodile tears and self-serving sentiments from every corporate news douche cannon she ever shared a set with and every camera-hungry jackass she ever interviewed. You’ll hear the word “pioneer” 1000 times an hour. And then those clucking hens on “The View” are going to come unhinged. It’s going to be biblical.

Selected by: Goble & J-Ro