Loaf Gets Pinched

in Hits & Misses by
“I would do anything for love…
but I won’t do masks.
No I won’t wear masks.”

Meat Loaf
Singer, actor, Robert Paulson.
September 27, 1947 – January 20, 2022.
Aged 74 years.

Most recognized for: Meat wasn’t one to loaf… he was a busy little butterball. He was in the Rocky Horror Sh!t Show, flew in & out of hell a few times, taught us that 2 out of 3 ain’t bad, drove the Spice Girls’ bus, and even gave us bitch-tits Bob in “Fight Club.” But though it may have seemed that nothing on this earth could dry out a Meat Loaf quite like your mother-in-law, then along came COVID.