Low Travoltage

in Hits & Misses by
“Hello, Tom…
I don’t mind you coming over to ‘talk business’
with my husband, but keep your size fives
off of my fukking couch.”

Kelly Preston
Actress, model, beard.
October 13, 1962 – July 12, 2020.
Aged 57 years.

Most recognized for: In the 80’s, Kelly regularly played the blonde bimbo… both on & off the screen. She dated George Clooney, had an ugly break-up with Charlie Sheen, and then hitched her wagon to Scientology’s flyboy in 1991. She soon appeared with fellow Thetan Tom Cruise in “Jerry Maguire.” But just a few years after playing mobster wife Victoria Gotti alongside her real life hubby, Mrs. Travolta got unexpectedly whacked by the big C.