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Tony Siragusa
NFL player, TV personality, fat guy.
May 14, 1967 – June 22, 2022.
Aged 55 years.

Most recognized for: Tony helped lead the Ravens to their 1st Super Bowl… mainly by illegally body slamming Rich Gannon in the AFC title game. After hanging up his pads, he did some sideline reporting, hosted TV’s “Man Caves,” and totally reinvented himself as a fat Jersey greaseball for a few episodes of “The Sopranos.” But then, at an early-ish age & without any signs of failing health, he left us dead poolers with nothing but a big, fat Goose egg.