None for the Money

in Hits & Misses by
“Sorry, folks. I wasn’t getting any
takers on that 2nd ticket…
so I sold it to Valerie Harper.”

Eddie Money
Singer, songwriter, Mick.
March 21, 1949 – September 13, 2019.
Aged 70 years.

Most recognized for: “Two Tickets to Paradise,” “Shakin,” “Walk On Water,” & “Take Me Home Tonight”… if you haven’t heard ’em, you’re either deaf or a clueless millennial. Hitless & irrelevant since the 80’s, he managed to get a few laughs in a 2012 Geico commercial.  But as a presumed result of being a long-time smoker, he’d picked up some nasty throat cancer… and the Money man suddenly cashed out.