Picked a Fine Time to Leave

in Hits & Misses by
“Dolly says I could use an eyebrow lift.
You think I should go for it?”

Kenny Rogers
Musician, actor, chicken chucker.
August 21, 1938 – March 20, 2020.
Aged 81 years.

Most recognized for: One of the best-selling music artists of all time, Kenny charted over 120 hit singles across various music genres. The once hirsute and chubby balladeer shocked fans in the early 2000’s after a series of cosmetic surgical procedures left him nearly unrecognizable. But just as casino closures began in the wake of the CoVid-19 Pandemic, The ol’ Gambler quietly folded and cashed out.