Shelled Out

in Hits & Misses by
“If they’re republican, they get a million
towards their re-election campaign.
If they’re republican AND Jewish…”

Sheldon Adelson
Businessman, billionaire, butthole.
August 4, 1933 – January 11, 2021.
Aged 87 years.

Most recognized for: Old Shelly was a hateful old sonofabitch. He hated online gambling, weed, Democrats, etc… He owned newspapers, a chunk of Las Vegas, and many in-office politicians. He’s been called a kingmaker, a casino magnate, the 17th richest person in the world, and finally, home to Shamayim.

Selected by: P Kizzle