Happy 95th birthday, Betty White. This spunky old broad is still alive and kicking, despite being a member of the Lucky 13. When she’s not chowing down hot dogs or hosting her “animals do the darndest things” show on GAC, she’s flipping the bird to all you dead poolers… showing you that as of today, you’ll get 1 less point from this dusty old muffin.
This is the End
My fellow ghouls: It has been my distinct honor to inform, entertain,