Happy 91st birthday to Hugh Hefner! He’s seen more roast beef than a shift manager at Arby’s… he’s proof that the only negative side effect of Viagra is an unquenchable thirst for 20yr old platinum blondes… he’s a tireless advocate for velvet robes and nautical caps to be acceptable daytime attire… he’s a member of the Lucky 13… and he’s still fukking here.
This is the End
My fellow ghouls: It has been my distinct honor to inform, entertain,