Unfresh Princess

in Hits & Misses by
“My biggest turn on?
24 karat gold, baby. That sh!t gets me
hot & ready like a little Caesars pizza.”

Judith Krantz
Romance novelist, rich girl, Jew.
January 9, 1928 – June 22, 2019
Aged 91 years.

Most recognized for: Judith’s unique brand of fiction centered around affluent women obsessed with food, fashion, & fukking. Her steamy tales of cock & caviar flew off the shelves in the decade of excess, with many becoming fodder for sh!tty 80’s TV movies. But after turning up dead at her home in Bel Air, Judy won’t be seeing friend & classmate Barbara Walters at the next high-school reunion.