You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Casket

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“You brought doughnuts? God bless you, sweetie.”

Darlene Cates
Actress, Texan, muumuu model.
December 13, 1947 – March 26, 2017.
Aged 69 years.

Most Recognized for: She played Leonardo DiCaprio’s housebound, morbidly-obese mother in “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?” She followed it with a few other movie & TV appearances, but roles for a person her size were pretty… slim. Besides, most producers couldn’t afford the shipping & handling charges of getting her on set.