Ladies and gents, we present 2022’s dead pool lists… sorted alphabetically by participant. This year’s pool holds 17 lists… and is comprised of 130 different celebrity selections. Some may be household names, others may be long forgotten wash-ups or borderline nobodies… but all selections have met the minimum requirements for “celebrity” as of 2022’s submission date.  For more info on any selection, please refer to the All Selections page. And then, of course, there’s the leaderboard if you want to see who’s knockin’ em dead this year.
 

Abra Cadaver

OJ Brigance
Billy Connolly
Shannon Doherty
Steve Gleason
Jack Hanna
Jeanette “The Black Widow” Lee
Ghislaine Maxwell
Bret Michaels
Tom Parker * 67
Pelé
Pete Rose
Dick Vitale
FIRST STRIKE BONUS * 5
Total score 72

 
 

BGG

Bob Barker
Tony Bennett
OJ Brigance
Jimmy Carter
Aaron Carter
Steve Gleason
Bobby Knight
Artie Lange
Jerry Lee Lewis
Kenneth Mitchell
Kyousei Tsukui
Bill Turnbull 34
Total score 34

 
 

Dead to Me

Bob Barker
Tony Bennett
Jimmy Carter
David Crosby
Queen Elizabeth II 4
Angela Landsbury
Maureen McCormick
Ozzy Osbourne
Keith Richards
Linda Ronstadt
Lil Wayne
Wendy Williams
Total score 4

 
 

Dr. Death

Bob Barker
Tony Bennett
Antonio Brown
Jimmy Carter
Pete Davidson
Clint Eastwood
Ric Flair
Magic Johnson
Bobby Knight
Angela Landsbury
Dolly Parton
Vin Scully + 6
CADAVER DOG BONUS + 10
Total score 16

 
 

Goble

Bob Barker
Tony Bennett
Jimmy Carter
Queen Elizabeth II 4
Lou Holz
R. Kelly
Henry Kissinger
Bobby Knight
Rupert Murdoch
Yoko Ono
Robert Wagner
Barbara Walters
Total score 4

 
 

Hog

Tony Bennett
Sam Donaldson
Steve Gleason
Tim Green
Jack Hanna
Carl Jackson
Jeanette “The Black Widow” Lee
Yoko Ono
Bridget Powers
Bill Romanowski
Randy Travis
Tina Turner
Total score 0

 
 

J-Ro

Jimmy Carter
David Crosby
Queen Elizabeth II 4
Val Kilmer
Jerry Lee Lewis
Christopher Lloyd
Imelda Marcos
Ghislaine Maxwell
Tom Parker * 67
Linda Ronstadt
Barbara Walters
Harvey Weinstien
FIRST STRIKE BONUS * 5
Total score 76

 
 

The Kim Reaper

Bob Barker
Jimmy Carter
Teri Garr
Hamid Karzai
Ghislaine Maxwell
Bob Newhart
Linda Nolan
Dave Parker *
William “The Refrigerator” Perry
Jake “The Snake” Roberts
Stella Stevens
Joanne Woodward
Total score 0

 
 

MPoweleit1

Tinto Brass
Mel Brooks
Jimmy Carter
Alan Greenspan
Henry Kissinger
Imelda Marcos
Linda Nolan
Tom Parker * 67
Larry Pressler
Bill Turnbull 34
Dick Van Dyke
Joanne Woodward
FIRST STRIKE BONUS * 5
Total score 106

 
 

MPoweleit2

6ix9ine
David Attenborough
Harry Belafonte
Rudy Giuliani
Gary Glitter
Don King
Phil Lesh
Joanne Lunden
Rupert Murdoch
Gene Shalit
Jimmy Swaggart
Harvey Weinstien
Total score 0

 
 

Pille

Jimmy Carter
Joe Exotic
Steve Gleason
Tim Green
Shane MacGowan
Linda Nolan
Tom Parker * 67
Bill Turnbull 34
Christopher Watts
Harvey Weinstien
James Whale
Anna Wintour
FIRST STRIKE BONUS * 5
Total score 106

 
 

Rhyming Retards

6ix9ine
Kodak Black
Crunchy Black
Famous Dex
Chief Keef
Lil Pump
Tripple Redd
Pooh Shiesty
Ski Mask the Slump God
Lil Uzi Vert
Fetty Wap
Lil Xan
Total score 0

 
 

Rotting Flesh

Selma Blair
Nick Cannon
David Crosby
Shannon Doherty
Sarah Hyland
Val Kilmer
Bret Michaels
Frankie Muniz
Yoko Ono
Ozzy Osbourne
Tom Parker * 67
Randy Travis
FIRST STRIKE BONUS * 5
Total score 72

 
 

Schlitz

Emperor Akihito
Jimmy Carter
Dick Cheney
Shannon Doherty
Queen Elizabeth II 4
Liza Minnelli
Joni Mitchell
Sandra Day O’Connor
Tom Parker * 67
Pelé
Linda Ronstadt
Dick Van Dyke
FIRST STRIKE BONUS * 5
Total score 76

 
 

Team Splat

Conrad Anker
Felix Baumgartner
Barry Blanchard
Tommy Caldwell
Jimmy Chin
Steve Gleason
Alex Honnold
Jari Kuosma
Yves Rossy
Mingma Gyabu Sherpa
Glenn Singleman
Maurizio Zamolla
Total score 0

 
 

Tote Menschen

Ronnie Adkins
Andy Andrist
Wilfred Benitez
Shannon Doherty
Tom Hunting
Tim Keller
Guy Lafleur + 30
Jeanette “The Black Widow” Lee
Linda Nolan
Tom Parker * 67
Pelé
Tom Weiskopf ++ 21
FIRST STRIKE BONUS * 5
CADAVER DOG BONUS + 10
CADAVER DOG BONUS ++ 10
Total score 143

 
 

Zombie Possum

Buzz Aldrin
Julie Andrews
Clint Eastwood
Queen Elizabeth II 4
Harrison Ford
Jim Lovell
Rupert Murdoch
Willie Nelson
Dolly Parton
Sylvester Stalone
Donald Trump
Dick Van Dyke
Total score 4