Ladies and gents, we present 2022’s dead pool lists… sorted alphabetically by participant. This year’s pool holds 17 lists… and is comprised of 130 different celebrity selections. Some may be household names, others may be long forgotten wash-ups or borderline nobodies… but all selections have met the minimum requirements for “celebrity” as of 2022’s submission date. For more info on any selection, please refer to the All Selections page. And then, of course, there’s the leaderboard if you want to see who’s knockin’ em dead this year.
Abra Cadaver |
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| OJ Brigance | – |
| Billy Connolly | – |
| Shannon Doherty | – |
| Steve Gleason | – |
| Jack Hanna | – |
| Jeanette “The Black Widow” Lee | – |
| Ghislaine Maxwell | – |
| Bret Michaels | – |
| Tom Parker * | 67 |
| Pelé | 18 |
| Pete Rose | – |
| Dick Vitale | – |
| FIRST STRIKE BONUS * | 5 |
| Total score | 90 |
BGG |
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| Bob Barker | – |
| Tony Bennett | – |
| OJ Brigance | – |
| Jimmy Carter | – |
| Aaron Carter + | 66 |
| Steve Gleason | – |
| Bobby Knight | – |
| Artie Lange | – |
| Jerry Lee Lewis | 13 |
| Kenneth Mitchell | – |
| Kyousei Tsukui | – |
| Bill Turnbull | 34 |
| CADAVER DOG BONUS + | 10 |
| Total score | 123 |
Dead to Me |
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| Bob Barker | – |
| Tony Bennett | – |
| Jimmy Carter | – |
| David Crosby | – |
| Queen Elizabeth II | 4 |
| Angela Landsbury | 4 |
| Maureen McCormick | – |
| Ozzy Osbourne | – |
| Keith Richards | – |
| Linda Ronstadt | – |
| Lil Wayne | – |
| Wendy Williams | – |
| Total score | 8 |
Dr. Death |
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| Bob Barker | – |
| Tony Bennett | – |
| Antonio Brown | – |
| Jimmy Carter | – |
| Pete Davidson | – |
| Clint Eastwood | – |
| Ric Flair | – |
| Magic Johnson | – |
| Bobby Knight | – |
| Angela Landsbury | 4 |
| Dolly Parton | – |
| Vin Scully + | 6 |
| CADAVER DOG BONUS + | 10 |
| Total score | 20 |
Goble |
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| Bob Barker | – |
| Tony Bennett | – |
| Jimmy Carter | – |
| Queen Elizabeth II | 4 |
| Lou Holz | – |
| R. Kelly | – |
| Henry Kissinger | – |
| Bobby Knight | – |
| Rupert Murdoch | – |
| Yoko Ono | – |
| Robert Wagner | – |
| Barbara Walters | 7 |
| Total score | 11 |
Hog |
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| Tony Bennett | – |
| Sam Donaldson | – |
| Steve Gleason | – |
| Tim Green | – |
| Jack Hanna | – |
| Carl Jackson | – |
| Jeanette “The Black Widow” Lee | – |
| Yoko Ono | – |
| Bridget Powers | – |
| Bill Romanowski | – |
| Randy Travis | – |
| Tina Turner | – |
| Total score | 0 |
J-Ro |
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| Jimmy Carter | – |
| David Crosby | – |
| Queen Elizabeth II | 4 |
| Val Kilmer | – |
| Jerry Lee Lewis | 13 |
| Christopher Lloyd | – |
| Imelda Marcos | – |
| Ghislaine Maxwell | – |
| Tom Parker * | 67 |
| Linda Ronstadt | – |
| Barbara Walters | 7 |
| Harvey Weinstien | – |
| FIRST STRIKE BONUS * | 5 |
| Total score | 96 |
The Kim Reaper |
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| Bob Barker | – |
| Jimmy Carter | – |
| Teri Garr | – |
| Hamid Karzai | – |
| Ghislaine Maxwell | – |
| Bob Newhart | – |
| Linda Nolan | – |
| Dave Parker * | – |
| William “The Refrigerator” Perry | – |
| Jake “The Snake” Roberts | – |
| Stella Stevens | – |
| Joanne Woodward | – |
| Total score | 0 |
MPoweleit1 |
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| Tinto Brass | – |
| Mel Brooks | – |
| Jimmy Carter | – |
| Alan Greenspan | – |
| Henry Kissinger | – |
| Imelda Marcos | – |
| Linda Nolan | – |
| Tom Parker * | 67 |
| Larry Pressler | – |
| Bill Turnbull | 34 |
| Dick Van Dyke | – |
| Joanne Woodward | – |
| FIRST STRIKE BONUS * | 5 |
| Total score | 106 |
MPoweleit2 |
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| 6ix9ine | – |
| David Attenborough | – |
| Harry Belafonte | – |
| Rudy Giuliani | – |
| Gary Glitter | – |
| Don King | – |
| Phil Lesh | – |
| Joanne Lunden | – |
| Rupert Murdoch | – |
| Gene Shalit | – |
| Jimmy Swaggart | – |
| Harvey Weinstien | – |
| Total score | 0 |
Pille |
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| Jimmy Carter | – |
| Joe Exotic | – |
| Steve Gleason | – |
| Tim Green | – |
| Shane MacGowan | – |
| Linda Nolan | – |
| Tom Parker * | 67 |
| Bill Turnbull | 34 |
| Christopher Watts | – |
| Harvey Weinstien | – |
| James Whale | – |
| Anna Wintour | – |
| FIRST STRIKE BONUS * | 5 |
| Total score | 106 |
Rhyming Retards |
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| 6ix9ine | – |
| Kodak Black | – |
| Crunchy Black | – |
| Famous Dex | – |
| Chief Keef | – |
| Lil Pump | – |
| Tripple Redd | – |
| Pooh Shiesty | – |
| Ski Mask the Slump God | – |
| Lil Uzi Vert | – |
| Fetty Wap | – |
| Lil Xan | – |
| Total score | 0 |
Rotting Flesh |
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| Selma Blair | – |
| Nick Cannon | – |
| David Crosby | – |
| Shannon Doherty | – |
| Sarah Hyland | – |
| Val Kilmer | – |
| Bret Michaels | – |
| Frankie Muniz | – |
| Yoko Ono | – |
| Ozzy Osbourne | – |
| Tom Parker * | 67 |
| Randy Travis | – |
| FIRST STRIKE BONUS * | 5 |
| Total score | 72 |
Schlitz |
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| Emperor Akihito | – |
| Jimmy Carter | – |
| Dick Cheney | – |
| Shannon Doherty | – |
| Queen Elizabeth II | 4 |
| Liza Minnelli | – |
| Joni Mitchell | – |
| Sandra Day O’Connor | – |
| Tom Parker * | 67 |
| Pelé | 18 |
| Linda Ronstadt | – |
| Dick Van Dyke | – |
| FIRST STRIKE BONUS * | 5 |
| Total score | 94 |
Team Splat |
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| Conrad Anker | – |
| Felix Baumgartner | – |
| Barry Blanchard | – |
| Tommy Caldwell | – |
| Jimmy Chin | – |
| Steve Gleason | – |
| Alex Honnold | – |
| Jari Kuosma | – |
| Yves Rossy | – |
| Mingma Gyabu Sherpa | – |
| Glenn Singleman | – |
| Maurizio Zamolla | – |
| Total score | 0 |
Tote Menschen |
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| Ronnie Adkins | – |
| Andy Andrist | – |
| Wilfred Benitez | – |
| Shannon Doherty | – |
| Tom Hunting | – |
| Tim Keller | – |
| Guy Lafleur + | 30 |
| Jeanette “The Black Widow” Lee | – |
| Linda Nolan | – |
| Tom Parker * | 67 |
| Pelé | 18 |
| Tom Weiskopf ++ | 21 |
| FIRST STRIKE BONUS * | 5 |
| CADAVER DOG BONUS + | 10 |
| CADAVER DOG BONUS ++ | 10 |
| Total score | 161 |
Zombie Possum |
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| Buzz Aldrin | – |
| Julie Andrews | – |
| Clint Eastwood | – |
| Queen Elizabeth II | 4 |
| Harrison Ford | – |
| Jim Lovell | – |
| Rupert Murdoch | – |
| Willie Nelson | – |
| Dolly Parton | – |
| Sylvester Stalone | – |
| Donald Trump | – |
| Dick Van Dyke | – |
| Total score | 4 |