This is the End
My fellow ghouls: It has been my distinct honor to inform, entertain, annoy, and disgust you all over these past 6 years, … Keep Reading
Less than Fascinating
Barbara Walters – Journalist, Emmy winner, jew. September 25, 1929–December 30, 2022. Aged 93 years. Most recognized for: Grab a life jacket, … Keep Reading
King Sh!t
Pelé – Soccer god, actor, boner pill shill. 23 October 1940 – 29 December 2022 Aged 82 years. Most recognized for: One … Keep Reading
Threw In the Towel
Franco Harris – NFL RB, Steeler, mulatto. March 7, 1950 – December 20, 2022. Aged 72 years. Most recognized for: Aside from … Keep Reading
Look Who’s Not Talking
Kirstie Alley – Actress, Scientologist, Frozen Foodie. January 12, 1951 – December 5, 2022. Aged 71 years. Most recognized for: Much like … Keep Reading
The Short List – Nov ’22
Each month, we list the unselected dead celebs we either didn’t have time to report on… or who were just too boring … Keep Reading
Dropped the Hammer
Leo Gallagher – Prop comic, actor, melon head. July 24, 1946 – November 11, 2022. Aged 76 years. Most recognized for: A … Keep Reading
Bath and Beyond
Aaron Carter – Child star, switch hitter, walking pharmacy. December 7, 1987 – November 5, 2022. Aged 34 years. Most recognized for: … Keep Reading
The Short List – Oct ’22
Each month, we list the unselected dead celebs we either didn’t have time to report on… or who were just too boring … Keep Reading
Killer Be Keeled
Jerry Lee Lewis – Rock pioneer, pianist, cousin fukker. September 29, 1935 – October 28, 2022. Aged 87 years. Most recognized for: … Keep Reading
Nun’s Run Done
Robbie Coltrane – Actor, comedian, saucy Scot. March 30, 1950 – October 14, 2022. Aged 72 years. Most recognized for: Most folks … Keep Reading
Finally Left Mom’s Basement
Mike Schank – Filmmaker, musician, cautionary tale. 1966 – October 13, 2022. Aged 56 years. Most recognized for: As the chemically lobotomized … Keep Reading