Parole Denied
Phil Spector – Songwriter, record producer, freakshow. December 26, 1939 – January 16, 2021. Aged 81 years. Most recognized for: A legendary … Keep Reading
Seat Vacated
Thomas V. Miller, Jr. – Politician, country boy, Democrat. December 3, 1942 – January 15, 2021. Aged 78 years. Most recognized for: … Keep Reading
…and Poof
Siegfried Fischbacher – Entertainer, illusionist, kitty kraut. June 13, 1939 – January 13, 2021. Aged 81 years. Most recognized for: He was … Keep Reading
Shelled Out
Sheldon Adelson – Businessman, billionaire, butthole. August 4, 1933 – January 11, 2021. Aged 87 years. Most recognized for: Old Shelly was … Keep Reading
Don’t Call a Plumber
Ezra Nawi – Activist, troublemaker, gay jew. January 1, 1952 – January 9, 2021. Aged 69 years. Most recognized for: Somewhere in … Keep Reading
Benched
Tommy Lasorda – MLB pitcher, manager, Slim Faster. September 22, 1927 – January 7, 2021. Aged 93 years. Most recognized for: When … Keep Reading
Hang in There
We’re working on it, folks. Thank you to all of 2021’s players for your entries! Now, comes the work. Vetting the names, … Keep Reading
You Only Die Twice
Tanya Roberts – Actress, Bond girl, Donna’s mom. October 15, 1955 – January 4, 2021. Aged 65 years. Most recognized for: After … Keep Reading
Finnish’d
Alexi Laiho – Musician, shredder, child. April 8, 1979 – January 3, 2021. Aged 41 years. Most recognized for: Alexi gained notoriety … Keep Reading
Stick a Fork In It
At last. That godforsaken year is finally over. A global pandemic, endless election drama, lockdowns, looting, and Cyndi Fukking Lauper. Now that … Keep Reading
The Short List – Dec ’20
Each month, we list the unselected dead celebs we either didn’t have time to report on… or who were just too boring … Keep Reading
Cast Away
Dawn Wells – Actress, humanitarian, spud girl. October 18, 1938 – December 30, 2020. Aged 82 years. Most recognized for: Dawn played … Keep Reading