Look Who’s Not Talking

in Hits & Misses by
“Jenny Craig?
Not exactly.
I’m currently on the
Pablo Escobar diet.”
 

Kirstie Alley
Actress, Scientologist, Frozen Foodie.
January 12, 1951 – December 5, 2022.
Aged 71 years.

Most recognized for: Much like her weight, Kirstie’s career had its ups & downs. She went from mourning Spock in “Wrath of Kahn” to getting greased by Gene Simmons in “Runaway.” From award-winning prime-time TV to dogsh!t talking-baby movies with Travolta. From “Drop Dead Gorgeous” to “Fat Actress.” The roller coaster eventually jumped the track… by crashing through a crowd of celeb-reality and celeb-competition shows… and grinding to a halt shortly after “The Masked Singer.”