King Sh!t

in Hits & Misses by
“This ball…
This Pelé’s ball.
Pelé love ball.
Love ball.”

Soccer god, actor, boner pill shill.
23 October 1940 – 29 December 2022
Aged 82 years.

Most recognized for: One of sports’ truly global superstars, he held a seemingly endless list of records and accolades related to the 3rd world’s pastime of choice. During his career, the mononymous Brazilian was also known as “The Black Pearl”, “The Greatest”, “The King of Football” or simply “The King.” After soccer, he became an “ambassador” for just about anything you can think of… including colon cancer.

Selected by: Schlitz, A.Cadaver, T.Menschen