Seat Vacated

in Hits & Misses by
“Peee-eeww!
We’re definitely downwind from
Charm City today, boys & girls!”

Thomas V. Miller, Jr.
Politician, country boy, Democrat.
December 3, 1942 – January 15, 2021.
Aged 78 years.

Most recognized for: For decades, he was the man to see in Maryland’s state capital, holding the president’s seat longer than any other state’s Senate in history. He often used colorful language to make his point, once calling Baltimore “a goddamn ghetto… It’s sh!t” during a televised news interview. But the white-haired staple of Annapolis had a bad prostate… which wound up getting him in the end.

Selected by: Deadpool Actuary