Die Harding

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“How does that old drinking phrase go?
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me…
than a double mastectomy??
Wait… that’s not right.”

Sarah Harding
Singer, actress, Aloud mouth.
November 17, 1981 – September 5, 2021
Aged 39 years.

Most recognized for: While originally spawned from some sh!tty British reality show, Girls Aloud managed to achieve legitimate success in the music biz, charting top 10 singles in the UK a record 20 consecutive times. During breaks from the Spice Girls knock-off group, Ms. Harding modeled, acted, and drew attention to herself in a number of lucrative ways. Then, she ran into a touch of titty trouble.

Selected by:Deadpool Actuary