Colin Powell –
General, diplomat, 4-star PITA.
April 5, 1937 – October 18, 2021.
Aged 84 years.
Most recognized for: A highly-decorated war vet, he was appointed as the first black US Secretary of State under G-Dubya Bush and played a pivotal role in selling Iraq 2.0. Wagging vials of anthrax & Nigerian yellowcakes at the UN, Colin might have bought Junior enough time to handle Daddy’s unfinished business… but what multiple myeloma couldn’t kill, COVID closed the casket on.