Kim Jong-Nam –
Korean “royal,” exiled successor, wannabe Mouseketeer.
June 10, 1970 – February 13, 2017
Aged 46 years.
Most recognized for: As the eldest son of East Asian despot Kim Jong-Il, we was first in line to be ruler of North Korea… that is, until a botched attempt to visit Tokyo Disneyland on a phony passport. After that, daddy disowned him, croaked, & the reins were passed to Jong-Nam’s little bro Jong-Un.
