I’m not thinking. My neck is just stuck like this
from constantly having to look up at you fukkers
all goddamned day long!”
Verne Troyer –
Actor, dwarf, drunk.
January 1, 1969 – April 21, 2018.
Aged 49 years.
Most recognized for: When Mike Meyers finally put his tired British spy act to bed, Mini-Me’s schedule opened up to pursue other endeavors. Among them: reality show appearances, banging models, sex tape law suits (yes, Mini-me has a sex tape,) and full-blown alcoholism. The latter surely played no small part in cutting his short life even shorter.
Selected by: Hog 2
