Allman Brothers Reunion Announced

in Hits & Misses by
“If you wanna know what Cher’s pussy smells like, then just take a whiff of my dick.”

Gregg Allman
Singer/songwriter, Grammy winner, no angel.
December 8, 1947 – May 27, 2017.
Aged 69 years.

Most recognized for: Along with his brother Duane, he formed the Allman Brothers Band in 1969. Even though Duane got taken out by a lumber truck a few years later, Gregg went on to entertain millions of smelly hippies and sweet tea swilling Southerners for decades to come.