Blown Gasket

in Hits & Misses by
“When I told my gastroenterologist
that I drove a Ford for a living,
he laughed and said ‘me too…
except mine’s a Brown Probe'”
 

John Andretti
NASCAR driver, IRL driver, NHRA driver.
March 12, 1963 – January 30, 2020.
Aged 56 years.

Most recognized for: John comes from a large family of race-car driving greaseballs… with the most notable being his uncle Mario. In 1994, he became the first driver to race both the Indy 500 and NASCAR’s Coca-Cola 600 in the same day. In 2017, he had reportedly beaten stage 4 colon cancer… only to have it come back to bite him in the ass a few years later.

Selected by: Abra Cadaver, Raspus, & Tote Menschen