Bottom of the 99th

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“Fukk fame. The endless onslaught of sticky-fingered brats begging for autographs and pictures… you see the sh!t I have to deal with?!”

Bobby Doerr
2nd Baseman, near-centenarian, Red Sock.
April 7, 1918 – November 13, 2017.
Aged 99 years.

Most recognized for: At the time of his death, Mr. Doerr was the oldest living member of the Baseball Hall of Fame, the oldest living former Red Sox player, and the oldest living MLB player on the planet. He was also the last person to have played professionally in the 1930’s or against Lou Gehrig. Old, old, OLD! The fukker probably had dinosaur sh!t still stuck in his cleats.