but keep-a pieces this bigga round…
about the size-a my wife’s ass-a hole.”
Antonio Carluccio –
Chef, author, salami slapper.
April 19, 1937 – November 8, 2017.
Aged 80 years.
Most recognized for: With over a dozen cookbooks, a few TV shows, and his own restaurant chain, this old greaseball made a mint convincing people that his combinations of pasta, cheese, & tomatoes were unique. Some idiot even went so far as to give him the title “the godfather of Italian gastronomy.” What?! This fukker wasn’t the first to throw tomato sauce on pasta. He didn’t invent the ravioli. Italians weren’t in the culinary dark ages, subsisting on piss and sawdust before this goombah showed up! Godfather, may ass.
