Can’t Catch Me

in Hits & Misses by
“It’s just a milk mustache, dahling.
Don’t be disgusting. I’m not that kinda girl.

Ivana Trump
Model, author, professional divorcee.
February 20, 1949 – July 14, 2022
Aged 73 years.

Most recognized for: Born & raised in Soviet-controlled Czechoslovakia, Ivana first married a ski instructor just for an Austrian passport. Her 2nd divorce granted her fame, fortune, and the Trump surname. Ex-spouse #3 was sued for $15M and the on/off drama of #4 gave her the tabloid attention she desperately craved. But after swearing off marriage & attachments, the idea of “standing on her own two feet” didn’t quite work out as she’d planned.