Cardinal Flies the Coop

in Hits & Misses by
“Hey kids… You wanna go sip some church wine behind that dumpster?

Cormac Murphy-O’Connor
Archbishop of Westminster (Emeritus,) Cardinal, funny hat enthusiast.
August 24, 1932 – September 1, 2017.
Aged 85 years.

Most recognized for: He was once considered to be a frontrunner to succeed John Paul II in the 2005 race to the Papacy. Aside from that, his Eminence was the first to perform a handful of routine clerical duties in the presence of the British monarchy in several hundred years… which is supposed to be some big fukken deal.