Diddler Pays the Fiddler

in Hits & Misses by
“Seriously?! This is the best altar boy
we could come up with today?
I’ve seen fresher tail
at a taxidermy shop!”
 

Bernard Francis Law
Clergyman, cardinal, cover-up artist.
November 4, 1931 – December 20, 2017.
Aged 86 years.

Most recognized for: A former Boston Archbishop, B-Law was ringmaster of the child abuse scandal recounted in the Oscar winning drama “Spotlight.” His buggerous little shell game quietly moved known diddlers from one parish to another, once their indiscretions started to draw the heat. After the scheme was exposed by Boston Globe investigative reporters, he fled to Rome… where he was a appointed to a cushy Cardinal post by none other than Pope JP2 himself.  Buddhism anyone?