Hmmm… I guess I would too… if I wasn’t already busy bangin’ all these broads.”
Hugh Hefner –
Publisher, playboy, nudie pic purveyor.
April 9, 1926 – September 27, 2017.
Aged 91 years.
Most recognized for: One doesn’t get loads & loads of hot tail simply by donning a velvet smoking jacket & a silly captain’s hat. You have to first convince some attractive, attention-hungry ladies to remove their clothes & let you take pictures of their goodies. Next, start a magazine… and make millions selling those images to horny dudes around the world. Then comes the jacket & the hat. Top it off with a mansion & a pipe and you’ve got Hugh Hefner.
Playboy’s first issue was funded in part by a $1000 loan from his mother… half of which he used to acquire photos of a naked Marilyn Monroe… Playboy Magazine’s first centerfold. 64 years, over 750 issues, and Pfizer-only-knows how many grandpa’s little helpers later, the Hef has finally poked & published his last piece.
Selected by: Der Kommissar, A. Harper, B. Buzek, Haas & ‘Watsch, J. Vaughn, J. Kaplan, B. Vihndal, J. Ro, Death’s Dick
