Robert Durst –
Rich kid, murderer, lesser evil?
April 12, 1943 – January 10, 2022.
Aged 78 years.
Most recognized for: You remember that syphilitic sock puppet who sang for Limp Bizkit? Well, that’s Fred… another Durst… who’s still alive, unfortunately. Robert, on the other hand, actually had some skills… specifically in the department of making folks disappear. He just really sucked at managing the details… like body parts, paper trails, and his own big, fat mouth. So he wound up dying in prison. We can only pray a similar fate befalls Fred. But for that, you gotta have faith.