Never Too Soon

in Hits & Misses by
“I see a lot of hot Ukranian broads on TV these days.
But these mass graves they’re in…
it’s such a turn off. “

Gilbert Gottfried
Comedian, Actor, Aristocrat.
February 28, 1955 – April 12, 2022
Aged 67 years.

Most recognized for: His shrill squawkiness made him a perfect voice for Disney parrots & insurance ducks… but Gilbert’s brutal standup was not for the timid. Mass casualties and the recently deceased were often targets of his machine-gunned ramblings… often to the dismay of the audience. Well, most of the audience. Far be it from us to judge someone for poking fun at a dead man.