NFL Player Suspended

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“The thread count on those prison sheets make ’em mad strong, yo!”

Aaron Hernandez
Ex-Pat, murderer, prison bitch.
November 6, 1989 – April 19, 2017.
Aged 27 years.

Most recognized for: Operating under the Belichick-taught principle that basic rules were meant to be broken, this former New England Patriot decided that it was OK to off people he didn’t get along with. Convicted of 1st degree murder, his tight end was sent to the pokey… where he ultimately threw in the towel and hanged himself.