Not Worth It

in Hits & Misses by
“I’m presently on my way to the
make-up chair, darling. I just had to stop by
Home Depot first to pick up
a new roller & trowel.”
 

Liliane Bettencourt
Billionaire, businesswoman, French broad.
October 21, 1922 – September 22, 2017.
Aged 94 years.

Most recognized for: She was considered by Forbes to be the richest woman in the world, valued at over $44 billion. Her fortune was largely inherited, as she became principle shareholder of her father’s beauty products conglomerate L’Oréal. That’s right… the cosmetics company that peddles sh!t designed to keep your skin soft & youthful. Then why does she look as if a wolverine tried clawing her eyes out and wiped its ass on the bridge of her nose? Anyone?