Outfoxed & Boxed Up

in Hits & Misses by
“C’mon Gretchen. Lemme kiss your cooter and I’ll make you a VP.”

Roger Eugene Ailes
Media mogul, political consultant, skirt chaser.
May 15, 1940 – May 18, 2017.
Aged 77 years.

Most recognized for: Ol’ Rodge has been part of every republican president’s media campaign since Nixon. While CEO of Fox News, he let the ladies know that he was into them… and that he wanted to get into them. A sexual harassment suit filing later, he was told to quit or get fired. Shortly after he quit, he croaked.