Take Him to the Hole

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“I’m going to live to be 101?
Are you sh!tting me lord?!?”
 

John Kundla
Pro/College basketball coach, HOF’er, golden gopher.

Most recognized for: Born in a little coal-mining sh!t-hole called Star Junction, he escaped to attend school in the land of 1,000 lakes. As a college ballplayer turned pro coach, he led the (then) Minneapolis Lakers to 5 national championships in their first 6 years of existence. John went on to be voted one of the 10 best coaches in NBA history… and Star Junction’s #1 export.  It’s just like how French Lick, IN worships Larry Bird.  Truly pathetic.