The Bell’s Toll

in Hits & Misses by
“While I stand behind my previous statement
of having slept with over 2000 women,
I’m happy to report that while here in
state prison I’m making great strides
toward matching that number with
male partners as well.”
 

Dustin Diamond
Actor, author, antagonist.
January 7, 1977 – February 1, 2021.
Aged 44 years.

Most recognized for: After spending 13 years playing TV nerd Screech Powers, Dustin wasted no time getting on with his career. He did some stand-up, a few movies, wrestled for a minute, produced/released his own sex tape, published a sordid “Saved by the Bell” tell-all book, appeared on a few drama-drenched celeb-reality shows, and was incarcerated for stabbing someone in a bar on Christmas. You know… the typical former child-star sh!t. But after a surprise cancer diagnosis, Mr. Diamond’s personal circus suddenly screeched to a halt.